By wahwah - 23/10/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
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Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Why don't you write about your period? Some people refer to menstruation as the "friend coming to visit" or similar euphemistic talk. That would be hilarious if you talked about your friend who visits you regularly, puts you in a bad mood and makes messes, and your teacher thought it was a real person. Try it!

Imaginary friends are great to have because you know that they won't screw around on you... unless you're into that.

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love_the_fame 0

Just one question: When you wrote this, were you thinking, "Golly gee whizz, I bet it would be fun to write something extremely annoyingly nerdy on the internet, and then have a couple hundred strangers rip off on me about it! That way, I can PRETEND that they're my friends!" Cause that's not how you make friends....

Eh. I had to make up quite a deal of shit for Spanish. They ask stupid things, assuming everyone has loads of cash and friends to cruise around with. Either that, or you're not given enough words to properly write something accurate.

In the 7th Grade, I was taking Spanish class, and the EXACT SAME THING happened to me... Now, I'm fine. I think you'll be OK down the road...

Te lo meriti per essere un rifiuto sociale. Probabilmente stai grassa e brutta comunque, in modo da non meritano di avere un amico. Peope Ugly non dovrebbe essere consentito di essere felice.

punchuinthejeans 0

oh man you must love google translator. To the OP: Quando ero in Italiano al mio liceo, tutti gli studenti erano stupido e molto noiso. E` non un situazione drammatica perche solo uno percento sono intellegente nel nostro mondo.

Ma secondo me, non è un vero FML... Sta settimana, per il mio corso giapponese, ho dovuto scrivere delle mie vacanze. Anch'io ho fabbricato tutto e sono contentissimo della mia vita...

That's sad:( be proud of what you are and open yourself more!

grimmelok 0

Come mai non hai amici?! Sei brutto? Cattivo?

i've done that before, but only because by making up a friend you have a lot more freedom in being able to use words you know how to use correctly. lol no shame it helped me pass the tests!