Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown because I have a 10,000 word final project due on Monday and I have only 800 words written so far, because I have been working on other classes and trying to be outside with my friends in the nice weather this week. FML
Today, one of my colleagues was asked to rewrite an entire project, which I wrote last week. I'd spent more than 4 days writing it. FML
Today, I spent all day doing a project for myself and then for a friend who's sick. Turned out it was a prank everyone in the class was pulling on me. I missed a baseball game because of it. FML
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perdix 31
Why don't you write about your period? Some people refer to menstruation as the "friend coming to visit" or similar euphemistic talk. That would be hilarious if you talked about your friend who visits you regularly, puts you in a bad mood and makes messes, and your teacher thought it was a real person. Try it!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Imaginary friends are great to have because you know that they won't screw around on you... unless you're into that.
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delly_fml 0
Awww
love_the_fame 0
Just one question: When you wrote this, were you thinking, "Golly gee whizz, I bet it would be fun to write something extremely annoyingly nerdy on the internet, and then have a couple hundred strangers rip off on me about it! That way, I can PRETEND that they're my friends!" Cause that's not how you make friends....
DameGreyWulf 1
Eh. I had to make up quite a deal of shit for Spanish. They ask stupid things, assuming everyone has loads of cash and friends to cruise around with. Either that, or you're not given enough words to properly write something accurate.
Ohnothingreally 0
In the 7th Grade, I was taking Spanish class, and the EXACT SAME THING happened to me... Now, I'm fine. I think you'll be OK down the road...
letthemxeatcake 0
I'll be your friend :)
Allymeme 3
Te lo meriti per essere un rifiuto sociale. Probabilmente stai grassa e brutta comunque, in modo da non meritano di avere un amico. Peope Ugly non dovrebbe essere consentito di essere felice.
punchuinthejeans 0
oh man you must love google translator. To the OP: Quando ero in Italiano al mio liceo, tutti gli studenti erano stupido e molto noiso. E` non un situazione drammatica perche solo uno percento sono intellegente nel nostro mondo.
nokka 5
Ma secondo me, non è un vero FML... Sta settimana, per il mio corso giapponese, ho dovuto scrivere delle mie vacanze. Anch'io ho fabbricato tutto e sono contentissimo della mia vita...
TheHighEndOfLow 0
That's sad:( be proud of what you are and open yourself more!
moonlight_daze 8
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grimmelok 0
Come mai non hai amici?! Sei brutto? Cattivo?
KelMarCos 3
i've done that before, but only because by making up a friend you have a lot more freedom in being able to use words you know how to use correctly. lol no shame it helped me pass the tests!