Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML
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ak_6694 16
Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP
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browneyedgirl52 13
I'd say urine trouble then!
mmoroney9 5
Well hey, thats the mystical land of the wild drunk.
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KittyLittleLiar 7
Eww. Maybe she should try adult diapers next time!
Axipiter 24
That Depends...
KingCeltic77 18
Does this customer happen to be a feral dog?
countryrose92 23
No red, just a feral old woman like kitty. :) probably drank to much caluya while making fudge.
King_paradox 22
She ratchet
tararochelle 18
Throw her out??? Wouldn't that make sense? At least threaten her, offer to save her seat if she's such a big spender.
Vanillanougat 14
You should piss on the stool yourself to let her know who's territory it really is!
trellz17 19
Nasty ass!
twaumat 28
for reals! just kick her out
j_cat187 19
I don't think it's human. It also would appear to be sick. I would call animal control.
akiahara 14
Methinks she might need an intervention...
j_cat187 19
I would rather not have my hand near that diseased infested puss filled hole.
MrConcise 34
That's dedication, folks. This woman is probably single-handedly paying your salary, OP.
ak_6694 16
You have no idea how right you are. I explain everything below.