Animals: Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML

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Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 23:06

Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

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Top comments

Broeman 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?

livexlaughxlove1 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:24

that's not even that bad.

Comments

snapdragon1100 7

Friday 24 August 2012 4:57

That's not even that bad. Everyone knows you wear a bra.

SnowManRTC 4

Monday 19 November 2012 17:50

its just a bra, whats the big deal?

JesseAttack 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 14:01

Could've been worse... Your ***** for example.

coolade28 7

Friday 28 February 2014 1:52

What would have been really funny if this post was posted by a man.

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Monday 23 April 2018 9:08

Whilst it being a bit embarrasing it's not really that bad!! It's not like Bras are a secret only known to the most elite of womenhood... Everybody knows that women wear bras and in the end it's just another piece of clothing...

DLBL 21

Saturday 15 August 2026 17:14

Be nice now, He's got reasons to be embarrassed.

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