Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad news
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Her body, her choice
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Sex Ed is a mess
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Family way
Today, I have four daughters in high school. All four announced they are pregnant. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Top comments
sweetbliss3 37
how special and how old is she? if she can't take care of herself then that's not a good thing.
oyeh 19
Good luck. I don't envy you.
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Comments (175)
EclipseCandy6 24
I have a relative that works in a home for special needs and there's a lady there that can't take care of herself as well as one should, but she still has a boyfriend and makes her own decisions
JoeOfDoom 6
Well hopefully you didn't end the sentence with "my baaaaad."
writerchic85 26
I don't see how this could be your fault unless part of your job is to be around the girl 24/7.
speakfreely 21
Omg how did that conversation go
SneakySlayer 15
Are you the father ?
J_Kertz 14
To all of the people making jokes, please get out. People with special needs are wonderful and important, and they were put on this earth for a reason.
emmam1024 1
Dpeending on the severity of the disability individuals with special needs can have, and raise the baby with external supports. but being the one to inform them? very difficult job to do OP.
AcrusaderA 10
what do we mean "special needs". Deaf people are special needs and they can get laid.
dirty_dan_ 15
How does OP deserve that? Why are there any votes for that. Dumbasses
fantasyworld 39
What kind of special needs are we talking about?