Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML
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Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Today, after years of being an avid knitter and typing for a living, I got carpal tunnel syndrome… from my wrists flopping around too much while I'm driving. I live half an hour away from the nearest city. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I found out that the lump in my wrist that keeps getting inflamed and sore is caused by sketching and using my laptop too much. Good thing I'm in my fourth year of studying to become a designer. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML
Today, I was getting up from sitting on the floor. I lent on the coffee table to help support my weight and heard a pop. I'd bruised the tendons in my wrist and now have to wear a wrist guard for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
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null_fml 11
Solitaire?! Have you never heard of Minesweeper?
purpleisacolor 0
sure solitaire. bet thats just what he told his mom he was doing on his laptop ;)
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Comments (86)
gmstarry 7
it is so addictive
drilher244 0
#13 U R A.......B. I. T. C. H. !!
FerrariCake 2
I'm pretty sure "hot shot web designer" is an oxymoron.
green_shade 0
Cold shot web designer is good then? or what about: Cold shot web destroyer, is that an oxymoron too?
inmyroom 1
chess all the way baby!
myrrh 0
If "playing Solitaire" is a euphemism for "fapping", then yeah, I can see why you have carpal tunnel.
lettertjes 0
If you don't want to get carpal tunnel syndrome from playing solitaire all day long, then you really should not be playing solitaire all day long.
allaayy_naa 0
hi dumbass. no one asks for carpal tunnel syndrome. i'm sure if he knew that would result, he wouldn't play it.
Soniclover3 0
go and find an online game way better . fi feel ba for vous
anna123456123456 7
LIKE!!! solitaire is amazing! lol
boredtotears 0
oh im sure you got that from "solitare" must suck being only 16 seconds eh?
blackman21_fml 0
I think you just ********** too much