Intimacy: Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's...

By Sara777boo - 16/08/2014 18:43 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML

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Sara777boo 3

Sunday 17 August 2014 18:23

This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!

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ironhead_fml 20

Saturday 16 August 2014 23:31

How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.

angiemarie96 25

Saturday 16 August 2014 23:28

Better than chewing the real thing

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chicken_noodle_fml 7

Monday 18 August 2014 18:27

I laughed too hard at this.

emmsies 16

Monday 18 August 2014 21:14

thats why you dont leave that stuff out....

DomiLove 26

Monday 18 August 2014 22:01

She just said that she didn't realise it fell after "sexy time"

blue5394 3

Thursday 21 August 2014 11:34

sounds like someone needs a better hiding spot(;

Hime9908 22

Friday 22 August 2014 0:35

At least it was your husband's friend and not your husband would have been #awks

kaitieloo 22

Saturday 23 August 2014 17:05

It's more awkward the fact it's the friend... The husband knows she has it... Friend doesn't.

dexter420 21

Saturday 23 June 2018 22:35

You shouldn’t have hid it in the bog bowl

millsjoshua949 12

Wednesday 9 September 2020 23:23

I'm always surprised that people actually leave their dildoes where the dog can get them. ydi

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