Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML
Sara777boo tells us more.
This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ironhead_fml 20
How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.
angiemarie96 25
Better than chewing the real thing
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Comments (46)
christian1509 21
I can already picture the walk of shame as you went to go put it up
Sara777boo 3
It was so shameful. I still can't look the friend in the face.
octinate 17
They knew what it was. The friend was just trying to draw your attention to it.
gracehi 33
Gives new meaning to the term, "Eat a dick."
LittleBells 17
Its more like, 'Eat a dick, bitch'
RusticChick 27
He must've gotten a whiff of the scent you uhh, left behind and went huntin' for a little somethin'...
paigexox0 37
Didnt you just comment that in different words..?
ckerane 16
I guess someone needs a new *****
dmcd_39 14
Did he lick it
BigPeter 8
That is too hilarious
teashock 5
I wouldn't use that now.
dooley123 8
Did he suck it?
Dreamsorrow93 24
In sure with all the chew marks that ***** is now spiked for your pleasure.
brandoneyez1 25
I would throw it away and buy a new one. Sorry OP