By Sara777boo - 16/08/2014 18:43 - United States - Sherwood

Spicy
Today, I had to awkwardly grab my pink dildo after my husband's friend asked what it was that my dog was chewing on. FML
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This is my post, and let me explain :) I didn't realize it had fallen under the bed from the last nights sexy time. My dog found it and took it to her room before I even knew. But oh did my husbands fried spot it right away!

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How many times have I told you? Put up your toys when your finished playing with them.

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I can already picture the walk of shame as you went to go put it up

It was so shameful. I still can't look the friend in the face.

octinate 17

They knew what it was. The friend was just trying to draw your attention to it.

Gives new meaning to the term, "Eat a dick."

RusticChick 27

He must've gotten a whiff of the scent you uhh, left behind and went huntin' for a little somethin'...

Didnt you just comment that in different words..?

BigPeter 8
teashock 5
Dreamsorrow93 24

In sure with all the chew marks that ***** is now spiked for your pleasure.

I would throw it away and buy a new one. Sorry OP