By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML
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tonirene 0

To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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imright24 0

No, you didn't have to. Who the hell can't reach their own ass crack? And if you can't, how the hell do you wipe?

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KingDingALing 9

who said you have to wipe? Not me xD jk jk. i wipe :D

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iloveTheMiz 0

You are such a nice friend!!!!! :)

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katyswimmer 0

HAHA. You just made my day (: Funny crap right there!

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SeedlessMe 13

Wow, you are a really good friend! that really blows for both of you!... But at least (s)he totally owes you one now!

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chrissaaababy 0

bestfriends do stuff like this for each other. :)

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tsan_fml 0

Today, I got to feel up my friends ass. fml

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Hump_Zilla 0

did you make your friend a sammich afterwards?

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tonirene 0

haha, you know it ; )

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justj2010 0

f her life. yeah all those promises about being a good friend? this is where u put up & shut up, homie. imagine how humiliating it must b for her n keep bein a good friend. I know it's not as fun as peeing on a jellyfish sting, but you're doin good.

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