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Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

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To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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that's a true friend

crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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wait are you a guy? cuz I thought I guy would like that lmfao then again maybe she had an ugly butt? anyways ew I wouldn't do that

kariabernathy 0

I want to know how she got spiders in her crack? sex outdoors? skirt and no panties?

turns out she had staph .. so I touched her staph ass to help her out. good thing I wash my hands 400 times a day.

To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

Richard_F 0

how is that an FML?

Pickled_Anon 0

Because most people find that sorta stuff disgusting.

shows how long it's been since your friend has gotten some, considering the spiders have been moving in

Well that's what best friends are for =) when i busted my butt roller blading my best friend cleaned the road rash that was on my butt, put neosporin on it and bandaged it up. Good friends come in handy, because if something happens to you (God forbid) you can say okay i rubbed that sh*t on your butt crack now you help me out! =P

cassiebrooke 0

FYL!! Buuut, good on you for being such a good friend :)

That's hot

Lol I bet she is a lesbian and just got a red marker and drew a spider bite so you would touch her ass.

That's what friends are for.