By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML
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To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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mr_miyagi 0

she couldnt have used a mirror and done it herself?

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Ana_Luz 0

my boyfriend had to do the same for me. I think he really enjoys it.

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Trixies100 0

how come she didn't do it herself

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darthkrayt 0

Thanks for trashing me on the FML. It's not my fault.

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fiery_ginger 0

I love how I found this in the intimacy category hahahah

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dickster 0

Omg. Some guys might not like having an ass covered in repulsive spider bites near his face. I certainly wouldn't enjoy that, but have fun OP if you do and need to see it again.

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illregularomg 0

sick nasty and some bullshit damn!!! lol though....

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