JRLJLS
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ally
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming !
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
facepalm
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So hott
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Bethesda, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Breathtaking
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Lickmylovepump
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hot and heavy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Anonymous
Douglas, Isle of Man 🌶️ Spicy
Close to the edge
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
easyontheeyes1
🌶️ Spicy
Romantic afterglow
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Anonymous
Alpharetta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Wanking to death
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Top comments
BeMyLove15 10
Well at least you got him excited.
limitedition 25
You got his motor running & took his breath away. Make sure he has his inhaler next time you guys get saucy.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (94)
Blee864 16
That is the funniest thing I've ever heard! Sorry buddy!!
SuperdudeGuy 8
Better than an ear infection.
Shadown_fml 12
OP, you sound promising. Leave me an inbox
Pstraka6 20
Take that as a compliment!!
top_fml 4
Ja
Nieve22 4
So sorry that happened but funny
K410 18
She better keep 911 on speed dial then :p
tj4234 36
To be fair this is probably his FML. Asthma attacks are bad.
AlexiAwesome 10
Asthma is a serious thing. It's kind of insensitive to be upset about it.
monnanon 14
i like to think she was fmling in sympathy but thats just me.
cara120895 7
At least he got excited, but I do hope when you two get down and dirty that he doesn't have an asthma attack then.. That would suck.