Miscellaneous: Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be...

By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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About3goats 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:02

Dick

kpacek330 0

Monday 21 February 2011 0:04

asshole. did you really think you'd get sympathy by posting this?

Comments

SluggerJ 7

Monday 21 February 2011 11:50

burned. she's not going to let live this down YDI OP

chevonfinley 8

Monday 21 February 2011 12:15

those of you hung up on the wife's comeback -- you're missing the point. the OP is a spoiled petty little bitch who probably doesn't deserve her. trying to be smug? what the hell dude. you're a ******* douche.

Namya 0

Monday 21 February 2011 13:32

U deserved it u ******* sexist dick!!!

Gummybearjunkie 3

Monday 21 February 2011 13:58

wow. you are seriously a douche bag.

underpaid011 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:20

stupid dumb shit. see what happened? you got totally owned in front of your equally stupid friends.

DoorMatCat 3

Monday 21 February 2011 14:31

in what universe would "friends" think it's cool to have you be a douchebag to your wife? grow up, you ******* 5-year-old.

creedaddict 9

Monday 21 February 2011 14:40

oh ur wife is the shit

felisdomestica 2

Monday 21 February 2011 15:09

soooo... this is about op's wife insulting op's mom? excuse me for being dumb.

iwubbtitties_fml 0

Monday 21 February 2011 15:37

man you definetlyyyyy dont deserve a girl like her. dont worry man, you'll find a better girl that doesnt leave the kitchen in the first place, i mean really, cmon, what was she thinking? did she think she had rites or sometin?