Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
kissandcontrol01 tells us more.
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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HooHooHa 6
At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man
airforce987 20
Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Comments (126)
guskaufman62 1
Too much Viagra?
stompic 2
so... which part was true ? :D
3rdbass 9
You woke up to the biggest mess known to man.
J3NNI3LYNN 9
That might've been true if he dreamt of taking the longest shit known to man
cliffibom 15
Was it longer than Austin Powers' ?
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah, baby!
OffToTheGayBar 9
Shagadellic, baby, yeah!
CanadianCutie22 16
apparently someone had to use the washroom !
MigraineurOfLife 15
Just keep swimming... Just keep swimming... Swimming... Swimming
I'madumbass 19
Are you Dori?
Aweh_Olivia 13
That's happened to me !
Pandacupcakelove 26
Happened to me once. I was five though...
Kog_Hiro 17
For some strange reason, I want in on this.
Mauskau 36
When I was 5 I had a dream I was in a land of floating toilets and I was testing the toilets. Turned out my bed was the best toilet. :(