By geez_wth - 06/05/2012 11:54 - United States - Hanford

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
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kissandcontrol01 20

This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????

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HooHooHa 6

At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man

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airforce987 20

Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.

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RedCrow 0

How old are you? 30? I stopped doin that when I was 20! Gosh!

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WhyMe9516 15

It happened to me too. Kind of. In my dream I went to the toilet and as soon as I started to pee in my dream, I woke up, finding to really be peeing, in my bed. Luckily my 'lower muscles' are quite strong so I immediately got myself to stop peeing as soon as I woke up. My bed was kind of wet though. I'm 16 years old, but these things can happen to anyone. So no shame! :)

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ManBroSkiGirl 10

I find it awesome! only happened twice though.

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lanken84 1

Wait so did you wake up on the toilet? Ohhh never mind.

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My_Life24 22

Dude, that sucks. I hope it only happened once, though.

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xmaan667 15

That happened to me before, except my dream piss was so forceful it made me jerk backwards. I had on white underwear, and I had to use Lysol to get the piss smell out.

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