Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
kissandcontrol01 tells us more.
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
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HooHooHa 6
At least you weren't taking the longest shit known to man
airforce987 20
Damn. Too bad it wasn't completely true, then you could send it in to the Guinness Book of World Records.
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ashtonlm 3
How partially?? Lol
DiceLover 7
No worries, OP. My little 10 year-old brother still wets the bed once a week; he'll do the same as you one day. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!!
DiceLover 7
Sorry I've always wanted to do this... #40!!! What does the scouter say??!!
kissandcontrol01 20
This is the OP. I actually am in my 20s and had passed out after taking a muscle relaxer. Never slept so well in the last year or so.. Until.. I woke up cold and wet ????
halfawannabe 14
I've been there my friend. I've been there.
LilSideTwerk 0
i know which part wasnt true ????????
BloodFaerie 21
Hahaha! I've had this happen to me, too! Dreaming about using bathroom and unfortunately wake up to find you did it for real...
WhatIsLuck 6
Haha, this almost happened to me once, but I woke up as soon as it started xD Good thing I was wearing a pad, too!
FalconWhitaker 20
It was probably the pill. After all, the thing that holds your bladder shut? A muscle. So if it's relaxed, you go whenever your bladder says enough rather than when you say so. So at least it's not likely to be a severe problem with you...?
merser 7
weird
dylwalk 3
So you woke up on the toilet?