Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
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Top comments
rareasspepe 5
Could have been worse... You could have had a raging boner.
MCFX2 10
At least you learned something.
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Comments (74)
mixximoo 24
If you didn't want people to see it you should tell your hookup or partner to do it somewhere else. Ydi
imbedderdenu 23
you should stop getting hickeys they look so trashy
Paws_Cat 29
Are you the same poster from a few posts under this?
vikky538 29
Doesn't matter. Had sex!!
wolf12king 12
Thanks for reminding me of Thelonelyisland! ?
Quicky5_ 16
This will be a great story for you to tell later on in life OP
xswitch74 17
Could be worse....
worldclassrager 41
Turtlenecks are a great thing
JohnnyWake0 13
Well now everybody knows you get laid....plus?
that_guy31 12
that blows ?
quackImapenguin 16
No, people aren't obligated to cover up hickeys. Usually people don't notice if you have them, so other people's inattention is already a sufficient cover most of the time. The professor drawing attention to them is taking away the OP's cover, and I do think that's harassment. If you happen to notice that someone has hickeys, it's your job to mind your own business.