n3ov
Islamabad, Pakistan
Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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2tonekid 6
I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?
Llama1 10
Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.
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shinymaster3000 23
I hate when people respond with "k"
outoftown 27
Glad your OK, OP. Whew! Is your wife casual with punctuation in texts? I'm thinking of the difference between "k" and "k?"; would she have assumed you'd take it as a question?
Satoaoi 13
lmfao
xmaximusx 12
Thats Normal These Days
mintstashinurtea 5
aw :'(
n3ov 6
Easier said than done.
supercalyyy 7
Potassium? Wouldn't u have had ur daily amount?
kiroarous 9
Bad news for you bro? It's not ur life insurance, she is cheating on u.
LovingCFK 8
HAHA!!!!
needsagf14 12
Why is this in the Intimacy category?