n3ov
Islamabad, Pakistan
Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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2tonekid 6
I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?
Llama1 10
Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.
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RockNRollAndrew 18
We're do you live , Detroit , Florida ?
furubafan74 18
Islamabad, Pakistan
fuggotmuggot 14
Seems like your wife is a stupid selfish bitch.
fredlauze 9
I guess OP location sais it all ^_^
lifeinanutshell 7
DIVORCE.
mattzawesome 28
YDI for living in Pakistan.
Dynamite73 25
Of course it's in Pakistan
CASH_NoMOMEY 9
Where the **** do you work?
PandaSage 10
Why is in the intimacy category?