By n3ov - 26/02/2013 04:33 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
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2tonekid 6

I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?

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Llama1 10

Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.

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tsk14 9

I've broken up with my girlfriend cuz she replied with a k. Do the same.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Breaking up with her for using "k" in a general conversation: douche move. Who cares? Breaking up with her if you explained this kind of situation to her face and she still said "k"? Good. She's a bitch.

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Iniezian 18

Well, this FML is from Islamabad Pakistan. Perhaps she (and you) are kind of used to these events happening, there have been quite a few shootouts with criminals and terrorists there.

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greenflipflops 7

are you serious!? She doesn't deserve to be your wife. Divorce her. Period.

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TheGoldStandard 6

Probably because you called your rear window a screen.

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akiahara 14

Might want to be a little cautious, OP... who knows when she'll send the next one after you.

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whY402Jay 12

Seeing that it happened in Pakistan, she might have not had many words to say.

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NigerianMedicine 11

Pakistan, where the men are men and the women are men

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