n3ov
Islamabad, Pakistan
Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML
Top comments
2tonekid 6
I smell foul play... Does your wife happen to have a life insurance policy out on you?
Llama1 10
Its seems that she might be cheating on you. Seeing that she didnt pick up your call but replied to you with a short and non interested answer.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (185)
p36288 17
That's terrible. No matter how your wife react, that's terrible life i darenot to imagine. For i never heard or saw that dangerous weapon in my more twenty years old life.
C94_ 0
Sorry she found another wiener
YawMoney 14
I think she was very busy and read your text without thinking
GhostxWalker 0
She's cheating on you
PureEvil666 3
Is it possible that she thought that you were kidding? That would explain a lot.
dreadbeat69 12
Cheating. Probably right then. Sorry, man, most women are ******...
uniqueprume 4
You should be like " well when ur on your death bed about to die and u text me I'm just gonna be like k"
wmayrhofer 18
Give her a break, she was reloading with the other hand.
sunnyray812 42
Divorce.
JustNatalie 8
A little drastic, but.. Divorce her