Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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mewzik 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:23

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

ramdoodle45 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 23:28

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

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brittimes2 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:08

go play in traffic? good one. and that's not me, but it's a little weird you are looking up myspace to find me. gross.

missypoo 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:27

well since your current picture only shows half of your face and you claim to be "hot shit" I thought i'd look you up, and see if you had a more clear picture. took about a minute to type in britney, richmond, and virginia. that profile was the first to come up and since you have similar features, i settled with that unattractive girl. it's basically the same thing so who cares. (;

IllegalLight 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 6:02

Great job, not all guys are like that. Maybe he was just teaching you a lesson. YDI

fmlrater 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:02

WTF Brit, you are arrogant "because i know i'm not "unattractive" bahaha" is what you said then you say "i'm not arrogant, i said one ******* thing and everyone had a conniption fit" You didnt just say "one ******* thing" you said a lot more shit after that People wouldnt still be talking about you if you stopped coming back