Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
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Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, after passing various interviews and tests, I was given a great job pending a pre-employment medical test. Now I'm jobless and colorblind. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I spent a hundred dollars on new "business casual" clothes and took two hours to get ready for my interview with a government agency. My interviewer was blind. FML
Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
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Top comments
Ric3ball 0
where can I get ZEBRA PRINT contacts? :O
manoverboard 0
Ohmygod. I WOULD SO WANT THAT. I bet they hired you. ;D
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Comments (220)
jonnyl 0
Why would you do that in the first place? Colored contacts are bad for your eyes.
NiCocaCola_fml 2
Why wouldn't you look in the mirror before going to an interview, anyways? Ya know, just to make sure...?
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
I've done that:) http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/zebra-contact-lenses You can get some there. :D
bahahaha 0
YDI for buying such ******* idiotic contacts
waxstigmata 0
but seeing as you're looking WITH your eyes, i would assume that you would see them when seeing your face, no one can be that dense...
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Yeah, I don't believe this story. Nobody would go to a job interview without looking in the mirror at all, and if you even glance at the mirror for 1 second while passing you would notice. There's no way she didn't notice, I call bullshit on this one.
Bryony 0
Yes, but surely it would be a bit difficult to not notice that your eyes were effing ZEBRA STRIPED.
erin_may 2
I agree!
aback 5
Dumbass. I can't believe you wouldn't check yourself over in the mirror before you went, unless you're just making a token effort to satisfy Unemployment.
uconnhusky 0
doesnt really seem much of an fml unless thats the reason you dont get hired, aside from the fact that youre stupid
premiermois 5
lol @ you. I have purple contacts and bright gold contacts (prescription though) and I go to work in them. They're not as loony at freaking zebra print, but, you're not alone.. kind of.
Georgia795 0
if you read, she says she wore them around her house to get used to them, so she wouldn't notice if she was used to them.
NoMercy_fml 0
You're a ******* Retard
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
I've done that:) http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/zebra-contact-lenses You can get some there. :D
dancin303 0
old enough to go to a job interview therefore 16^ and young enough to wear zebra striped contacts ? (i dont know what age that expires at)