Health: Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's...

By betterthanhodor - 03/06/2015 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By blotchy-girl - 15/07/2009 04:00 - New Zealand

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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Good one, you little shit

By WalkingTalkingCarrot - 27/06/2011 02:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Wannabees - 03/04/2012 05:13 - Canada

Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML

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GeorgiaBea 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:37

Mix lemon and baking soda into a paste, let it sit for 5 mins then scrub your face... Should come right off.

MortenM 17

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:30

More makeup it is then :)

Comments

gordjess1 19

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:51

Just use some more and even it out. They usually don't last long anyway

sstahpp 33

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:13

That's the worst advice ever.

fpants2010 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:01

At least you and your sister will match!

mmmxr 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 22:51

Not if her sister accidentally used her makeup remover wipes...

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:04

Perhaps labels wouldn't be a bad idea...

saifnaqvi11 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:22

The easiest solution is to walk around shirtless and pretend to be the female Juggernaut

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:33

What a Boehner of a move

xluciferx666 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:35

Fist pump and Jaeger bomb time?

akai4986 16

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:49

one of the moments that you wish you never lived ..

rockwrench 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 13:51

Might as well finish the rest of your face.

Renee4Echelon 15

Thursday 4 June 2015 14:08

F. A. I. L. If you don't like it you should've paid better attention, and if you don't like what you see STOP WATCHING YOURSELF TURN ORANGE

neuronerd 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 14:41

Did you not notice when your makeup wasn't coming off, or that it hurt your eyes? Self tanner won't develop if you wash it off right away, or even within an hour.