Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
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Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
Today, my 15 year-old brother, visiting me for the weekend, thought it would be a great idea to switch my expensive moisturiser for fake tan cream. I'm going to work in 12 hours. I'm fluorescent orange. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML
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Top comments
GeorgiaBea 28
Mix lemon and baking soda into a paste, let it sit for 5 mins then scrub your face... Should come right off.
MortenM 17
More makeup it is then :)
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Comments (70)
gordjess1 19
Just use some more and even it out. They usually don't last long anyway
sstahpp 33
That's the worst advice ever.
fpants2010 18
At least you and your sister will match!
mmmxr 11
Not if her sister accidentally used her makeup remover wipes...
worldclassrager 41
Perhaps labels wouldn't be a bad idea...
saifnaqvi11 21
The easiest solution is to walk around shirtless and pretend to be the female Juggernaut
Jonkbaby 23
What a Boehner of a move
xluciferx666 21
Fist pump and Jaeger bomb time?
akai4986 16
one of the moments that you wish you never lived ..
rockwrench 18
Might as well finish the rest of your face.
Renee4Echelon 15
F. A. I. L. If you don't like it you should've paid better attention, and if you don't like what you see STOP WATCHING YOURSELF TURN ORANGE
neuronerd 29
Did you not notice when your makeup wasn't coming off, or that it hurt your eyes? Self tanner won't develop if you wash it off right away, or even within an hour.