MattBC97
Aurora, United States
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
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MattBC97 4
DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.
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Nightwing98 22
You know your life sucks when....
iamcrazy_fml 6
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you
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Comments (180)
nanxi 30
... Your what account?
Dracoboxer357 36
42- ......are you seriously unfamiliar with the term "****", at 18 years of age? O.o Interesting......
nanxi 30
Gah! So stupid of me. For some reason, I had understood it as a **** account ON Facebook.
lemonhead75 3
**** account, you say? Linkplz?
Birdie_Sage 0
Well... I guess it's time you got some birthday sex...
jerjy1 5
well then happy birthday, btw I think it's hard for them to type with one hand :o
perdix 31
You ought to sign up for Facialbook. That'll kill two birds with one stone ;)
Dracoboxer357 36
I'm starting to think that perhaps you have one friend on FB, two on "ass-busters.com" and hey, add my Happy Birthday here on Fml and suddenly, your next fml rant will be that you got more wishes here than you did on the other 2 sites combined! ;) Happy Birthday, OP! :D
louielove19 4
Happy birthday porny!
wittygirl 8
It could be worse, best friend comes over. Borrows your stuff on your birthday and totally forgets to say anything about it. Have you thought about adding some of your **** friends to Facebook and even it out a bit lol
xocellaox 0
haha you're the one that posted about your best friend coming over and borrowing a movie!
Pieman1001 1
Doesn't matter, had se...oh
iam2beast2bme 4
Whats your name?????