MattBC97
Aurora, United States
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
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MattBC97 4
DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
You know your life sucks when....
iamcrazy_fml 6
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you
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Comments (180)
timeSlider 5
69 Facebook likes...if you know what I mean.
beast_adh4 6
dude less **** maybe even cancel the account and go out with real people instead of fapping
BlindLight 4
Social life FAIL!
sheeni 2
Happy Birthday!
bigdude1302 2
If u would spend more time with friends than getting off on **** u probably wouldn't have that issue:D
wdthompson1 18
You say that like its a bad thing.
LissaMccracken 23
Haha so many funny comments on this FML!
Quadroblitz 10
Who the hell actually joins a **** website?
jazzmin1997 16
Ouch...
Aspyr 10
What's your "couch " name!?