MattBC97
Aurora, United States
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
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MattBC97 4
DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Nightwing98 22
You know your life sucks when....
iamcrazy_fml 6
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you
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br0ccoli 15
Birthday self-sex, birthday self-sex It's the best time of the year
bizarre_ftw 22
The majority of your friends will logically be where you spend the majority of your time :)
lsd_25 8
then theres something wrong with your life
eyecon502 13
Holy crap...i thought my bday sucked this year! Sorry!
I_Punch_Babies 7
SheLooked18ToMe has sent you a birthday card! First 100 clicks gets 100 STD points to spend! This is how friends recognize bdays on their clapper account :D
murphy22 6
Well Fappy birthday to you!
missragdoll 0
Fetlife?
KoolKat369 5
Happy birthday :)
TColby 12
Now you know who your real friends...I mean, really considerate acquaintances are.
keyyoutee 2
Happy Birthday OP!