MattBC97
Aurora, United States
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
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MattBC97 4
DAMN IT now I got more Happy Birthday wishes on FML than my **** account... Shit.
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Nightwing98 22
You know your life sucks when....
iamcrazy_fml 6
at least you know the people on the **** website care about you
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Comments (180)
stormchaser24 24
How many friends you have? You left that out.
KiddNYC1O 22
Just make up a ratio in your head.
DocBastard 40
Yet more proof that **** makes people happy and Facebook makes people miserable. WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED, PEOPLE?
teague95 16
Hmm DocBrazzers? The worlds greater **** doc. I could see this happening
Dracoboxer357 36
*Sniffles* Doc, you had me at ****. ;)
omgcookeys 15
Happy Birthday!!
Birdie_Sage 0
Happy birthday from your awesome Birdie!
alfred07 18
I thought about wishing OP happy birthday too but since the complaint is that OP is getting more posts from people he doesn't know than from his friends and family I imagine getting birthday wishes on fml would only serve to highlight the problem.
omgcookeys 15
81, aww, so my "happy birthday" is completely worthless to op?? :(
alfred07 18
Possibly, especially when you consider comment #141 but it was a nice thought all the same, you'd have to ask OP to be certain though.
sublimaze 6
A fap a day keeps the doctor/STDs away
magnusb1 1
Someone's got to ask, really?
itsalanis 25
sounds like some good **** friends you have op!
bigbadtim 7
Did your hand wish you happy birthday, too?
alexup24 13
they have common interests
perdix 31
I'm sure the birthday kisses and spanks from the **** site are a helluva lot more fun than what you get on FB.
BunBunBabe 8
Tells me you spend more time with your **** than real friends :/
desireev 18
The sooner people STOP OBSESSING over Facebook, the better off their lives will be! It's not that big-a-deal, people! It's just an online community! Whining about your lack of Internet birthday wishes ISN'T going to make you any more popular on Facebook! Happy Birthday! But seriously, stop obsessing!
sublimaze 6
Obviously your obsession is exclamation marks.
Birdie_Sage 0
Twitter is the new Facebook! /joking~!
desireev 18
Don't get on to me about my usage of punctuation when you're not using it correctly. You missed the comma after 'obviously'. Thanks anyway, though! :)
KokiriKid 10
Actually, sublimaze did not need a comma after "obviously." A comma after the word "obviously" in his case would have meant that he was agreeing with you before starting a new clause in the same sentence. Instead, his sentence meant that it is obvious that you have an obsession with exclamation points. In this case, the comma is unnecessary because the word is a part of the clause. The word "obviously" could be placed after "your obsession is" for more clarity, but that does not change the fact that it does not need a comma. Good try attempting to correct him though. c: