Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
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Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
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dk2008 3
At least your wedding will be unforgettable:)
TheFifthWitness 0
Your groom was probably thinking "Wow, she couldn't even wait 'til after the reception?"
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Comments (140)
meepmeep_fml 0
Sue that motherf***er, what a terrible person
YouGotJizzed 0
"And then she realized she should have gotten the boob job, after all."
PKYAZ 0
nah it's ok hehe but it's funny lol sorry I couldn't help it hehe haha hoho hehe lol am sure some of the guys went to the bathroom to u know lol =)
TheAntiComment 0
wow, you go on fmylife on your wedding day yeah, FYL
rspart88 0
you should get your pictures for free
cantwhistle 0
I know you think this is stylistically clever but its not.
Anony_fml 0
People need to realize that FMLs are supposed to start with "Today." It's like "Dear Abby"; they all start out with "Dear Abby"
NotR3ddy 20
uh wot?
FishyFred 0
Shenanigans.
Spiffy 0
If this is true, it should go on failblog!!
Aish_fml 0
That's even worse than this... http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Wedding_Boob