Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, I made a snowman with my little sister. We spent ages rolling snowballs and decorating it with a scarf and hat. When we'd finished, she hugged it so hard that it collapsed. She cried, so I promised to build another one. It’s been three hours, my fingers are numb, but her smile is worth it. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML
Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
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pandemic_fml 0
I do stuff like that, OP. I'll tell myself: "If you can walk faster than the person in front of you and pass them before you get to that street light, you totally win and are awesome at life. Double points if you can do it without them noticing that they've been shamefully defeated!"
trebor8586 0
what is wrong with enjoying snow?
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Comments (88)
p0wnmasta 0
Called it! **** YOU FML! MLIA POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p0wnmasta 0
I agree with number 53.
p0wnmasta 0
FOR THE MOTHERLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
buckshot919 0
this is an MLIA.... not really FML material...
jennacide 0
My snowman didn't even last 5 seconds, stupid hot Texas. -_- JK I love my Texas! Though I wish I could see snow at least once. I don't know what to say to you OP except this is just a chance for me to say how I want to see snow. :P
Kelfer 0
This was great FML material... Just because it doesn't involve nuts, trucks, sex, or guns doesn't mean it's not worth publishing... OP thanks for one of the best FML's I've read in awhile... Sorry for the loss of your life changing snowman, that is when she melts.
artfreak21 0
That's not an FML, it's a MLIA. Besides, most of us would be happy our snowmen lasted a week. Be more optimistic!
ohSNAPyall 27
YDI for giving up on your snowy dreams!!
jcthebigtree 0
I'd say good for you that something simple excites you. Most people are too caught up in their own ego to allow themselves to enjoy that kind of thing... All these posters calling you boring or what not...they can **** off, its all personal. Enjoy the things that you want to enjoy; those that mind what you enjoy don't matter, and those that do matter won't mind.
Sm90 0
Haha, I like your way of thinking of things in life. Hopefully I can achieve something in life by building a snowman.