Today, I got dragged along to a family dinner. Some idiot invited my douchebag vegan uncle, who spent half the night making condescending remarks and lecturing us on how disgusting it was to have steak on offer at the table. A fistfight eventually erupted, and the cops were called. FML
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Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, it was my birthday. We had a huge family dinner and everyone was invited, including my boyfriend. My family is kind of stuck-up, so I was very nervous about him meeting them. He got into an argument with my uncle over how "awesome" Van Halen is, and ignored me all night. FML
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Bano360 25
Most vegans I know are very arrogant and annoying.
Welshite 40
Hey, vegetables have feelings too; I've heard they grow better when sung to. This is why I subsist on a diet of water and dirt.
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Comments (132)
User57777 13
I can only imagine your humiliation.
lisslyi 19
When will people stop inflicting their opinions on others.
B0nb0N09 12
I think the idea is that it is cruel whether or not they are the ones eating it!
julien2992_fml 5
as a vegan, i say he is right
sikunt89_fml 16
As an omnivore I say you're a dick. Unless the restaurant is specifically vegan and you're there with you vegan buddies, should expect to see meat dishes being served. No need to be a child about it, after all, vegans are the minority.
MacMonster 10
It's right to start a fight with someone because they don't follow your dietary beliefs? Maybe all us meat eaters should start a fight with you then.
LeapingTurtles 4
FALCON PUNCH !!
MissLynn34 11
That's awesome!!
illegalbeagle69 23
Damn vegans!
sikunt89_fml 16
A customer asked me last week "does the salmon steak have any dairy in it? I'm a vegan, but I can eat fish" I laughed in her face... I know it's rude but I couldn't hold it back. Vegans are annoying, so so annoying.
Sputnikspak 13
That is being a pescetarian, not a vegan! (I'm a vegetarian who will occasionally eat fish/seafood, because I'm veg for health reasons, not moral ones).
catsie_fml 14
I'm vegan, but that's just rude and he should keep quiet because everyone has their own lifestyles and he could have been more nice about it and convinced whoever alone and personally
Sputnikspak 13
It's kind of like spreading your religion: no one wants it forced on them. Feel free to proselytize to those who ask, but leave everyone else alone.
skyeyez9 25
It seems to me that narcissists gravitate towards becoming vegans to have an excuse to be an even bigger douchebag.
Jemm_fml 29
Yup. And if they came from family of vegans they'd be the hugest paleo carnivore out there, blowing hot air about the "Merits of Meat". Sad, really.
Ziggy122 15
Yeah, like those "Straight Edge" kids I went to high school. "Not only am I following the law by not drinking or doing drugs as a teenager, but I'm also a VEGAN! I AM CLEARLY BETTER THAN YOU! SXE!!!!"
Ziggy122 15
*went to high school WITH. I accidentally a word.
sweetcatastroph3 9
this story sounds as juicy as a steak!