Today, I got chewed out at work when my supervisor showed up, because my coworkers told my supervisor they couldn't find me for an hour and a half. Why couldn't they find me? Because they'd left to go get coffee. FML
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Today, I got chewed out by my boss. Why? Because my coworkers haven't gotten their work done. Now I have to scan them their work for them to complete it. FML
Today, I got yelled at by my supervisor for getting an hour of overtime yesterday. The reason I had an hour of overtime was because that same supervisor made me stay late. FML
Today, I was suspended from my job for missing a team meeting that was planned during my lunch time. Needless to say, nobody had told me. FML
Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
Today, I was late for work and got chewed out by my boss. To console myself I decided to drink a cup of coffee and a cup of tea. My work provides this for free. When I did, my boss told me that in fact it wasn't, nor has it ever been, free; all this time I've been stealing other people's coffee. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
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_Noon_ 0
Nice coworkers you have.. NOT.
SaintJimmy 0
Your coworkers are either retarded or they hate you and trying to get you fired.
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Comments (37)
perdix 31
The next time your co-workers go out to fetch the boss's dry cleaning or to buy his mistress some sexy lingerie, you'd better go with them. It's no fair they should do the flunkey work while you sit on your keester and play Freecell, or write FML's.
99MDC 0
It's evident you don't get along with all of them. I hope your boss heard you out.
salathiel2013 0
No here's what happened. As everyone went out for coffee, the OP stayed behind and did his job. The boss didn't come back til after they came back, and they told the boss they couldnt find the OP for an hour and a half, when, truthfully, they were the ones ditching on work.
AdviceDog 0
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MissBoo111 21
dude!!! great pic!!!
blastvortex 4
Your coworkers are assholes. Why not just let your boss know what really happened? After all, you were the only one not stealing from the company. I'm sure you can find some way to prove it.
sharkshaveteeth 0
Wow, that is really sad OP! :(. I have had my share of bad coworkers, but nothing like that. They were clearly trying to get you in trouble before you could go and tell your boss what really happened. I hope that they get caught on their next exscursion and that your boss isn't too hard on you in the mean time. FYL for sure!
Flamersplamer 0
all work will have security camera's of some sort these days, just ask for them to be checked.
jw90 18
dang nice coworkers. sounds like mine old ones. I was sent out on a parts run (I worked at a truck repair shop) while my boss was out and was gone for 15 mins. I come bak and my coworkers told my boss I hadn't shown up for work yet.
FromCFL 0
Oh, dude! Those rails are, like, the 3rd nastiest things you can touch, germ-wise, behind escalator handrails and shopping cart handles. Hope you washed your hands before you picked your nose or whatever.
FromCFL 0
Sorry about the mispost above--meant it for another FML.