Miscellaneous: Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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By PoorGal - 19/10/2015 18:04 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By oldschool - 23/01/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML

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By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By disappointment son - 19/05/2017 12:00

Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML

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CZWolf 0

Friday 6 February 2009 22:22

oh shit. we're talking about lollipops!!!!

liljon3 0

Monday 30 March 2009 5:29

your 25 and can't afford lollipops?

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LeGiTbUrN 0

Friday 19 August 2011 0:54

That sucks

ast3150 13

Tuesday 4 October 2011 11:25

YDI!

Narwhal234 6

Monday 26 December 2011 21:36

Did you do it for teh lulz?

27ginger11 0

Monday 2 January 2012 13:48

YDI dumb ass. Grow up. Enough said.

cunningchick 1

Wednesday 8 February 2012 22:44

Ur fault for stealing in the first place, but come on! Lollies? Why not I dunno something not gay?

roonerz1234 0

Friday 17 February 2012 20:04

made my day!

AceHigh 9

Monday 14 May 2012 19:52

People, this is Europe we're talking about here. Yes, they're "lollies". Get with it.

rachelg6188 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:42

Well fyl for still calling them lollies at 25... Grow up dude

Toothbrush12 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 16:05

I think it was the fault of the lollies. They shouldn't have let themselves be stolen. Of coooourse it wasn't OP's fault.

CammyGal 26

Sunday 16 September 2012 18:00

Doesn't matter how old you are. Stealing is wrong, dumbass.

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