By Gabby125 - 19/09/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, I got back from a three week trip in the Alaska back-country. I survived climbing fatally steep mountains, white water rafting in a freezing glacier river, and a near bear attack. Despite all that, a badly thrown frisbee managed to split my eyebrow in half. FML
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taconinja1995 0

I think the mountain threw the frisbee, trying to kill you a second time.

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3ddie_the_head 0

Sounds like you had a fun trip.

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LilaBear 1

"fatally steep mountain"?? Do you even know what "fatal" means? I think not.

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LilaBear 1

fwiw, if something is "fatal", it means it ACTUALLY killed you. Ie, a fatal snake bite is a snake bite that kills you. "Deadly", however, simply means it's CAPABLE of killing you... so "deadly steep mountains", while still sounding a bit stupid and like an exaggeration, would be more accurate.

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cheesemob2 0

it sounds like the frisbee was thrown good if it got to your face.. you just suck and couldn't catch it

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imright24 0

You fail at trying to sound like a real manly man. The rivers, even in Alaska are not "glacier" or freezing this time of year, just a bit cold. And "near" bear attack? It either attacked or it didn't and a bluff doesn't count. You sound pretty wimpy. And a frisbee that hits you in face isn't badly thrown.

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TwoZeroOZ 2

"I survived climbing fatally steep mountains" "I pissed my pants when I saw how steep it was, thank god nobody noticed" "white water rafting in a freezing glacier river" "I thought the water was going to be heated, and was sorely dissappointed" "and a near bear attack" "I thought I saw a bear"

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chorzo 0

wow guys I'm from Alaska lemme clear this up. OP is a drama idiot. bear sightings are nearly never dangerous. and the poster about the moose is correct. if you see a moose, be careful, bears on the other hand are mostly non dangerous if you act calm, with the exception of black bears. and the shit tourist do is never dangerous, the glacier kayaking and mountain climbing are pampered to middle aged rich cruise takers.

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MoobyTheCow 2

^^ This. OP is a drama queen. And apparently can't catch a frisbee.

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walkingtaco 0

sounds like an episode of Lost. LOL IDK I DON'T EVEN WATCH LOST I'M SO WITTY

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foreverskier 0

i pretty sure its ur ******* eyebrow and it doesnt ******* matter

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heyyyyyyyyyyyy 0

anyone else hate these fmls? the ones that are like "I survived a (insert adventure here) but a (insert petty action/event here) manages to (scare/hurt etc etc)" or "I'm an ex marine but blah blah blah blah blah" these are so stupid. shit happens. a flying plastic disk can easily split your eyebrow open. herp derp

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0_FYL_0 17

As I always say, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Herp derp

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chunkymunky666 0

Alaskas awsome in small doses. but u don't have to live there :c

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