Transportation: Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and... - FML

By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML

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Tired

By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 06:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left home to go to work, only to find that my car had a flat tyre. No problem, I thought, I'll just change it. That's when I discovered that I'd left my spare tyre at the mechanic's last time I had a flat. FML

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By no spare - 19/12/2016 19:22 - United States - Marquette

Today, I woke up to find out that the two front tires on our van were flat. Now we won't have a vehicle all week since the tire shop is booked solid. We just went through this with the rear tires two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take two hours to get there. They called two hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another two hours. FML

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Goddamn it

By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00

Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

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Rent-a-wreck

By PolarBear2020 - 11/02/2023 14:00

Today, I was driving my rented car on the highway at 60 mph when I realized that the brakes had gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 07:29 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house and realized I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML

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Thanks a lot!

By dk14 - 24/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML

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By marcy_89 - 23/07/2019 16:01

Today, with 3 miles left of a 16-mile bike ride, I got a flat tire and had to push my bike back to my car. FML

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Crazynocatlady 22

Monday 30 May 2016 12:08

Please stop. These puns are getting tyresome.

Death_The_Kid15 20

Monday 30 May 2016 11:53

That must've driven you crazy. You're probably too tired to deal with it. Just try to be more car-ful next time.

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Marjo86 29

Monday 30 May 2016 23:24

Just change it, it's an easy task.

YFOS_fml 17

Tuesday 31 May 2016 6:31

so maybe change it!

EagleSonOfEagle 11

Wednesday 1 June 2016 16:56

This happened to me driving from Minneapolis to Canada. Rented a car at MSP and the tire had a slow leak. By the time we got to nowhere'sville, Canada the tire was getting pretty flat. We put air in it and went fishing for a week at the cabin, when we got back the tire was totally flat. Luckily we had fix-a-flat so we could limp it to town and put more air in it. If you want to know why we didn't put the fix-a-flat in first, lots of places won't fix tires once you put that stuff in them. Hope you were able to get where you were going OP!

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