Anonymous
Hockessin, United States
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
sprainedankle
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
The itch from hell
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
Anonymous
Hey Scratchy!
Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML
fax4voice3
Greenwich, United States
The climate is whack
Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML
sleepless
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
LEAVE ME ALONE
Today, it's the third day that I can't sleep. Somewhere in my room, there's a mosquito craving for my blood, and every time I'm about to fall asleep, I can hear it flying around. I'm covered in bites, even in places that barely see the daylight. FML
Takethefoot
Cabot, United States
Gotta catch 'em all
Today, I now have a plantar wart, chigger bites, and a brown recluse spider bite all in the same foot. FML
Sally256
United States
Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML
Anonymous
Tampa, United States
Bugging out
Today, I'm allergic to not only bug spray, but also mosquitos. I'm staying at a bug-infested lake for 5 days. FML
julian1
Orlando, United States
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
dasbooot
United States
Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML
swervelol
Today, the mosquito infestation is so bad that multiple mosquitoes sucked the blood out of the steak I was grilling and promptly died on top of it. FML
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kktik 8
Props for typing one of the shortest FML!!
BunchieRules 31
Those mosquitos don't give up, do they? I've had them inside my clothes, but a cast? FYL, OP.
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juniorbirdman 7
I've had that happen, it's probably the worst feeling ever. I'd recommend a huge zip tie or a straw from some fast food place, they both work really well