Miscellaneous: Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 18:41 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML

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You deserved it 3 325

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By bahhumbug - 21/12/2015 18:25 - United States - Seattle

Today, I received three big boxes from my mother in law, containing expensive cookware. I was puzzled, because I know that she hates me. Turns out she mailed them to us by mistake. Not only did she not get us anything, but I now have to pay to ship the boxes to her neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 1 906

By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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You deserved it 4 522

By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 04:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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You deserved it 13 093

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By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 6 334

By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

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You deserved it 2 894

By Snurkles McGree - 29/12/2011 06:47 - Canada

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 453

You deserved it 7 647

By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

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You deserved it 80 866

By fuck you, gran - 09/03/2013 00:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, my family threw me my 21st birthday party. My grandma's gift turned out to be a pack of condoms. "Not that you'll ever get to use them," she said, turning and walking off, cackling maniacally. Now I remember why I never talk to the old crone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 079

You deserved it 4 084

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By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 4 369

By NoorFML - 19/10/2012 14:37 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my mom was feeling down, so I decided to buy her a gift. Knowing she likes lighthouses, I bought her a tiny one that plugs in and lights up. I brought it home, plugged it in, and when she saw me with it, she said, "Wipe that smirk off your face and get that junk out of here." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 232

You deserved it 2 042

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 29 December 2014 0:08

The ugliness of some people never ceases to amaze me.

dude_itskayley 17

Monday 29 December 2014 0:13

The fact that it's holiday season, and somebody who is supposed to be your family, can come up with disrespectful "gifts" like this is just a mystery to me.

Comments

ChibiChick25 8

Monday 29 December 2014 1:22

Your husband better handle this before you do because I know if it was me who got that package, all hell would break lose.

mia1764 6

Monday 29 December 2014 1:22

confused how anyone could vote that op deserved it...

manlytarts 28

Monday 29 December 2014 7:46

There are people who despite the FML always press you deserve it, mostly for the badges that you get for doing so.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 29 December 2014 14:25

Sometimes I simply miss the button I wanted to press. They're so close together; and I can't take back whatever my vote is once I've "chosen" my vote. Wasn't always like that. I wish they would change it back.

ber4fun 23

Tuesday 30 December 2014 0:21

It could also unfortunately be other racist people who agree with the mother-in-law's actions.

thenewgirl29 20

Monday 29 December 2014 1:25

Your spouse really should confront their mother. When my ex's grandfather found out that I am 1/4 black he asked him if he was worried that our children might look "too ethnic." SMH

MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Monday 29 December 2014 1:32

That's incredibly disgusting of her. I don't understand how people can hate others just because of the color of their skin, economic class, etc. This is why the U.S. has so many of the problems it has today.

mete_orito 34

Monday 29 December 2014 1:46

It is not just in the U.S. This happens everywhere. Sad, but true

orsombre_fml 11

Tuesday 30 December 2014 21:27

Uh, well, no. Not to that extent, though we have our morons too.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 28 March 2018 19:42

Because sadly, there are some people from the dark ages of America still alive, and rather than accept change and open up their minds, they'd rather go back to the, in their own words, "good ol' days", and they teach their kids that this kind of hate and prejudice is acceptable. And by doing that, they hope that America will go back to that way again.