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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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highsheep 0
YDI for having a ***** instead of a vibrator.
tiffyco 0
uh obviously all these people on here who r saying that it shouldve been put up dnt have kids!!! kids snoop and get into everything!!! wen I was 6 years old I found my moms ***** under her bed in a shoe box. geez people. so judgemental!!!
Failbuddy 0
LOL
Brendan3693 0
lol all three of the first comments are Comment moderated
egga94 0
YDI for being an awful parent and still dildoing yourself when your mother
katplayer 4
Parents aren't allowed to have a tiny bit of free time or sex drives now?
ChrissiPumpkin 10
Seriously? Little kids will reach a very sudden age where they want to explore EVERYWHERE - including their mom's dresser drawers. I'm just embarrassed for this lady! I guess she didn't realise he had reached that age.
Emileerzz 1
When I saw the picture, I thought he was holding an icecream cone.
ChrissiPumpkin 10
lmao XD Close?
MlKAYLA 0
Love the illustration.
sapirog 0
well i guess there arent really all that different, i mean you can be impaled my both.
sinnikle 5
That kid in the drawing looks like a character from LOZ Wind Waker