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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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laketahoelady 4
A neighborhood boy gave me a back massage with his mom's "vibrating back massager" when I was in 3rd grade... I found out a few years later that it was a ***** and that she was a stripper. I thought I must have AIDs on my back and was scared to have sex until I was well into my 20s.
stloda 8
how old is he? wtf pay attention to your kid!