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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0
#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?
Antonio718 0
It wasn't being put into use anyways...
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bubo_fml 11
It's the nature of things...Consider the saying, "Out of death, springs life!"
Rhaunbeen 0
Guess they'll have to write: ''Keep out of reach of children'' from now on on *****'s boxes
fmlfails 0
I think he knows because he is chasing after the girls in his class and he wasent discusted by it because they are related it u get what I mean
I_need_a_hero 0
lmao your own fault for having it somewhere where he could get at it. maybe find a better place to find it eh (; might be a smart idea ... poor kids
sCabuby 0
why did u get a folding in the first place are u seriously that desperate
hateevryone 15
whoa. you should hide stuff like that in better places
Strawerrya 2
It'll be more embarassing for your son, knowing this, if he's grown older.. Poor boy :D XD
ts10873 0
YDI for needing a ***** have you let yourself go so much that men won't sleep with you and now you need an artificial penis?
silver13 5
oh ya! guess next time a better hiding spot! ROFL
Nexus_surgeon 7
ahahahaahaaaaa He turn's on the Dark side of the force.Junior Padavan.