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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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BWAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

idk whats sadder the fact that your son did that or the fact that you have a ***** lol

man,how come ur son gets his hands on it in the first place?does he even know what it is?

All you people who say "hide it better", I'm guessing you don't have kids? Believe me they get to everything they're not supposed to! FYL for him to bring it to school!

WOW! FYL. Put it somewhere were he can't reach it again :)

thefuckinloser 6

you asked for it should have kept it better hid

HOW DID HE GET HIS HANDS ON THAT!?

mowmowlife 21

wonder how old he was, for some reason I imagined him as an evil teen in which case I was planning to ask if he knew where it'd been, but otherwise pretty funny!

Lol