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FMyLife
Keaton United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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poophead.

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

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thats cool u got a pic

Get used to it - birds like to thank you for picking them up, cleaning their cage, changing their water, etc, by pooping on whatever you are giving them.

Seishun_shampoo 0

.__. That happened to me too. Except it was my friends bird. Not mine. XD

waaah it washes off. boohoo

can someone explain why this act of sheer dumbass qualifies as an FML?

That's not really a FML, but it would make a great picture!

awesome

MissExquisite 0

bwahaha... lmao. thank goodness your bird didn't scratch or peck you though. ;)

Hahahaha where is the picture?

Was it a parrot? 