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Keaton United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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poophead.

That's going to make for an awesome picture. Also, I like how this FML is categorized as love-related.

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pics or GTFO

Guess you were right! That is funny.

PuNkGiRl2231 13

they say if a bird poops on you it's good luck...no one ever said anything about a PET bird though...

LMFAO wow that's funny you should have posted the picture, damn it!

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Takysha_B 2

That's what I call 'A Bird In Action'

Can you send me the picture?

Send the pic! 1-213-559-6156

Did you really put your phone number online? With all the indentity theft going on you just decided, "Hey no worries." Really? At least PM the OP the number instead and hope to God they aren't a troll who takes your number and sticks it on 4chan or something. Even worse, a few clicks in Google and with any reverse number checker out there a person can get EVERY bit of information on you for less than a dollar if they wanted to. @OP: It's probably funny now looking back on it.

Hopefully by 'bird' you mean parakeet. Their poop is low-profile. But, you said the bird shit showed up in the picture, so I digress.

Why is this under the love category? lol