Miscellaneous: Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside....

By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By Rebecca2135 - 01/10/2018 22:05

Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML

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By Carly4244 - 30/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

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By AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone - 13/12/2012 14:35 - Australia - Newport

Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By NewBride - 14/08/2013 17:39 - United States - Lincoln

Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML

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By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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sexirene 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:07

you'll get over it

kieraaan 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:07

I hope the speech was good =]

Comments

jpgray1982 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:15

5 minutes... really?

warriorsoul 2

Monday 28 June 2010 22:10

I was starting to think that I was the only one who thinks 5 minutes sounds a bit ridiculous. That's surpassed the point of being comedic...

finndizzle 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:20

ydi. you shoulda wore a thong or something so they wouldn't have anything to laugh at other than your ass hanging out

Spastastic 6

Monday 28 June 2010 17:00

Maybe it's just me, but I feel like that would be worse...

perdix 29

Monday 28 June 2010 16:22

You must be quite fat, because if you had a decent body, the men in the audience would be touching themselves with their left hands and holding dollar bills to stuff in your waistband in their right. When a moment that should induce boners produces laughter instead, it's a hint that you are comically obese.

The_Fonz_fml 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:57

or..... they were laughing at the fact that they could see her underwear and the wind blew her dress up stop generalizing

perdix 29

Monday 28 June 2010 17:08

You're right. She could have been of normal BMI and just so fugly that a crotch shot causes mass hilarity. Think about it. If you saw a hot girl's dress blow up and reveal her sexy underwear, would laughter be your first reaction? If so, you need to go to Comedy Nite at the local tittie bar.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 28 June 2010 18:12

dollar bills? half the people there would be her family ... you from Arkansas or something?

Einstein714 0

Monday 28 June 2010 22:06

if you go to a family reunion to pick up women......... you might be a redneck

disappearingink 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:22

at least you had underwear on

lulwuuuut 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:24

What a bunch of dicks, they must be really immature. I'm also surprised no one helped you. FYL

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 28 June 2010 16:35

How would they have help her out? Can you imagine 5 guys rushing up front to help her keep her dress down?

gronkan 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:48

Haha and you can't imagine a good female friend of the OP to help? I doubt it was a man-only wedding. :)

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 28 June 2010 17:03

True, but not as funny though. I'm think of a bunch of guys bum rushing the OP keystone cops-style, trying lamely to help her but basically feeling her up. Yes. I'm twisted that way.

bigceec18 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:24

were expecting very strong winds today....

stewpididiot 11

Monday 28 June 2010 16:25

12th...twice in a row... woot woot...

iEmily 0

Monday 28 June 2010 16:33

26th, actually, if you're referring to comment number.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 28 June 2010 16:37

Which is 12 * 2 + 12/3 So it's 12, in some weird way! I guess he could have said first = 26/26

dacho 7

Monday 28 June 2010 16:27

YDI for wearing underwear.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Monday 28 June 2010 16:34

I agree, the demon-woven cloth is to blame... >.>

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 28 June 2010 17:23

It was probably a blended fabric, so... YDI, ya HOOR!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 28 June 2010 18:36

Hahahah She mixed her colors and her whites while doing the wash???

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 28 June 2010 19:54

Lol, no, it was a badly-phrased mockery of all those "YDI fir sexin up ur bf! ur a sinner!!" comments. Wearing blended fabrics was prohibited in the OT, right along with "fornication" and homosexuality. Arcane, I know. I'm coffee-deprived today.