Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s wedding, and when it came time to make a toast, I tried to stand up to make a speech. My suit jacket got caught on the chair, and I ended up falling flat on my back. The speech was drowned out by everyone laughing. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
Today, I had to give a speech at my sister’s wedding. I spent weeks preparing every word. When it was finally my turn, I stood up to the microphone and froze. Instead of something like, "Congratulations, I’m so happy for you both," I mixed up whatever jokes I'd prepared in my brain, and blurted out, “I’m in love with your husband.” FML
Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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sexirene 0
you'll get over it
kieraaan 0
I hope the speech was good =]
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Comments (103)
jpgray1982 0
5 minutes... really?
warriorsoul 2
I was starting to think that I was the only one who thinks 5 minutes sounds a bit ridiculous. That's surpassed the point of being comedic...
finndizzle 0
ydi. you shoulda wore a thong or something so they wouldn't have anything to laugh at other than your ass hanging out
Spastastic 6
Maybe it's just me, but I feel like that would be worse...
perdix 31
You must be quite fat, because if you had a decent body, the men in the audience would be touching themselves with their left hands and holding dollar bills to stuff in your waistband in their right. When a moment that should induce boners produces laughter instead, it's a hint that you are comically obese.
The_Fonz_fml 0
or..... they were laughing at the fact that they could see her underwear and the wind blew her dress up stop generalizing
perdix 31
You're right. She could have been of normal BMI and just so fugly that a crotch shot causes mass hilarity. Think about it. If you saw a hot girl's dress blow up and reveal her sexy underwear, would laughter be your first reaction? If so, you need to go to Comedy Nite at the local tittie bar.
TheDrifter 24
dollar bills? half the people there would be her family ... you from Arkansas or something?
Einstein714 0
if you go to a family reunion to pick up women......... you might be a redneck
disappearingink 0
at least you had underwear on
lulwuuuut 0
What a bunch of dicks, they must be really immature. I'm also surprised no one helped you. FYL
RedPillSucks 33
How would they have help her out? Can you imagine 5 guys rushing up front to help her keep her dress down?
gronkan 0
Haha and you can't imagine a good female friend of the OP to help? I doubt it was a man-only wedding. :)
RedPillSucks 33
True, but not as funny though. I'm think of a bunch of guys bum rushing the OP keystone cops-style, trying lamely to help her but basically feeling her up. Yes. I'm twisted that way.
bigceec18 0
were expecting very strong winds today....
stewpididiot 11
12th...twice in a row... woot woot...
iEmily 0
26th, actually, if you're referring to comment number.
RedPillSucks 33
Which is 12 * 2 + 12/3 So it's 12, in some weird way! I guess he could have said first = 26/26
dacho 7
YDI for wearing underwear.
ArtIsResistance7 1
I agree, the demon-woven cloth is to blame... >.>
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It was probably a blended fabric, so... YDI, ya HOOR!
RedPillSucks 33
Hahahah She mixed her colors and her whites while doing the wash???
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lol, no, it was a badly-phrased mockery of all those "YDI fir sexin up ur bf! ur a sinner!!" comments. Wearing blended fabrics was prohibited in the OT, right along with "fornication" and homosexuality. Arcane, I know. I'm coffee-deprived today.
triggerit 5
it is your best promotion
tajna92 4
u r messy but hot!!!
Jessie5099 0
and you didn't walk away because...? you could have moved instead of continuously flashing the entire reception. good job