Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important paper that I needed for work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
Today, there was a meeting at work, during which I had to give a presentation to my boss and other attendants. The first subject I had to tackle was how my 5 year-old son got to my briefcase and replaced its contents with some crayons and a fluffy teddy bear. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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Top comments
xMooMoox 0
Son you lost my paper go canoe in that lake!!! It means an argument you guys.
F14Shado 0
I think that means beating..
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Comments (68)
Savannah_97 0
F ur childs like bitch. My parents did this to me too and it sucks! Like the op's son, I didn't even do anything! it's ridiculous >_>'
mad_hatter0666 22
a row is a fight or argument.
limepinklis 0
op sounds like a dick
iStEvO 0
dont jump to conclusions without any proof and dont be too hard on your kid you stupid ********
killaninjah 1
you my friend are an asshole
xoldk 2
go apologise with lots of treats now!
Friaza 29
My dad always does that too, the worst part is when they have to much misplaced pride and don't apologize, and instead expect instantanious forgiveness.
SadinSherman 16
Just say sorry
thebogusman101 0
Important paper, kid, important paper, kid... Even if you did find it. Dont give important papers to your kids. Goofball
KRiddle 15
Apologize. : )