Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important paper that I needed for work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
Today, there was a meeting at work, during which I had to give a presentation to my boss and other attendants. The first subject I had to tackle was how my 5 year-old son got to my briefcase and replaced its contents with some crayons and a fluffy teddy bear. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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xMooMoox 0
Son you lost my paper go canoe in that lake!!! It means an argument you guys.
F14Shado 0
I think that means beating..
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Comments (68)
4440123 0
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WhyworldWhy 0
overreacting jerk
thatonedude007 0
all of you who don't know what a row is... expand your vocabulary. also, I hope that you're a decent enough person to apologize to your kid who did absolutely NOTHING wrong!
informed 0
thanks for telling me what it is smarty mcfarty(#23) it means to upbraid severely (scold/yell)
wow_badfml 0
lol #10 ha. he jacks off. And OP i'm sorry you beat your child for no reason. : (
FMLFORTHEWIN 0
awww...poor kid! u shud be ashamed of urself! :(
Belieber_fml 0
the poor kid even if it was his fault that was still really cruel and i bet he was telling u that it wasn't his fault u should really listen to your son
Really0_o 0
my dad beat my ass when I was a kid for not flushing, and then lying about it. Turned out hes the one that left the monster in the pot! @$$hole, make sure you know your kids did it before assuming. assume = ASS out of U and ME. YDI
christa953 12
ok a row means to scold. look it p before assuming what it means because it's not as bad as it sounds
christa953 12
why is everyone saying it's cruel to scold your kid?
Lizbo415 0
this persons an assho*e