By Sammy - 27/04/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 804
You deserved it 5 549

Same thing different taste

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wow0576 2

did you ever think that maybe the baby was a premie so the father was out playing golf without knowing his wife had gone into labor.

MuffyStJacques 0

He might just hate babies, like I do.

oblio 0

at least you're up front about it. that's helpful.

damn sorry about the jerk you're with, but my sister also had a baby today to!

chevylove22 0

you should have called and told him the babies name is " i want a divorce" and see if he got the hint

richard121212 0

hey fucktard maybe it's a different time.

haha my dad wasn't there when I was born either... dont worry your daughter now has rights to make him feel terrible about it on ever birthday :) haha

jordanprodigy023 0
RuskiManBearPig 4

congradulations!!!!!!!! u married a tool

Noob30 0

Now you know what to name the kid...