Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
kr89 3
Omg
puppetmaster715 0
And the zombie apocalypse begins!!!! :o I hope you see a doctor that's super sad face ): hope you guys feel better and start checking every morning now
shoecrazy 5
That's nasty. I think I just threw up a little..
hoonyer 17
I think i just threw up a little in my mouth
bacon_ftw 5
It probably wanted to be remembered for something.
pookie0939 7
uh, clean the thing out once in a while.....duh!!! haha
attaboy368 20
There should be a special fml category for these maybe a fml's that make potentially make you vomit or something. I got one a week or two ago that made me wanna be sick.......blech... this would definitely be in that category
attaboy368 20
gross! TMI~~~
nabila21 0
EEWW
syeaman97 0
Omgg eww..