Kids: Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son...

By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:17 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

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Oh, hai Mark

By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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You deserved it 5 799

By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

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You deserved it 3 724

By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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You deserved it 538

By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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You deserved it 7 171

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By MIA - 15/09/2019 06:03

Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 174

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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You deserved it 4 404

By candie - 27/08/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

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You deserved it 4 302

Eaglestrike117 29

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:07

Wow. That sucks. And this is the first time I was ever first. No one cares. Let the replies to this post begin.

greeneye_fml 12

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:38

Sorry your husband and sister are such ******.

Comments

bored690 0

Monday 9 November 2009 5:07

How did you find out???

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:55

MAURYYYYYYYY!!!!

xvxblackdahlia 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:10

rip his nads off gurl

jessiewessie 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 21:56

ouch

Rebelwitotapause 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 15:18

lorena bobbitt lol

greendaygirl112 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 2:20

wow that sucks it's a double betyral

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:41

So what does that make the son, your nephew?

PapaCool_fml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 11:21

That sucks ! No ... that "stunk" as or german brothers would say. Totally !

weedisme420 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:42

worst one ive read yet.

cjzolo2 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:05

now you mean you EX-husband

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Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid, and my husband said, "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML

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Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

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