By dude i am so sorry - 19/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML
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Welshite 39

Ugh. That's just being an irresponsible chemist, and an abuse of knowledge. Small amounts of silver nitrate are an annoyance, but every chemical has its dangers.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Well, OP, I'd say the prank wars have just begun. Get him back, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

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kipps_1 6

If you knew he liked the girl before sleeping with her, YDI, though it's still irresponsible of your roommate to use silver nitrate. If not, then your roommate is a coward for not saying anything about it and then getting mad at you for something you couldn't have known. Either way, your roommate is kind of an ass.

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Aeriyx 6

He didn't deserve it at all. Why do you think the roomate has a right to a person? Can two people not like the same person? Seriously what the hell

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TMO2142 25

thats a bad chemical reaction, thats gonna be a toxic friendship if things dont fix up. better come up with a solution

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TMO2142 25

ahh i knew this would be down voted XD

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OhPuhleeze 23

The Nitrate did not react with anything in the shampoo/Body wash? Well all those claims of having protein for hair is just a claim then?

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Geckosrock99 33

Don't let him get away with that. Report him, OP. To the Dean for a possible expulsion, his chemistry teacher for possible thieft and misuse of chemicals, and to his crush for being a psycho. You're all in college, which means you're adults. You do anything bad, that's on you, not mommy and daddy. Something Psycho Chemistry Major hasn't figured out yet. I hope everything works out for you, Op.

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bobsanction 18

Not cool bro, not cool. You shouldn't sleep with a chick you know your bro likes.

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sweetpotato301 7

Why not? It's not like the other guy has some kind of claim to her because he has feelings for her. He'll get over it.

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azouwa 26

Exactly. Bros before hoes.

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Solano2580 24

Lock him in a closet and light off a thermite bomb.

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vicfirthfan 11

that stuff can stain for weeks, not just days depending on how much got on you

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PhoenixChick 26

Stay AWAY from this person. This actually counts as assault. Someone who is willing to go to this extreme over liking a girl has a dangerous set of ethics and lack of boundaries. Seriously, this is he kind of dude I would be seriously afraid that he would hurt someone badly if he got mad enough.

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