merissa22
Chicago, United States
Today, I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak. I can only see out of one eye, and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling. FML
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WCARlover 35
Yeah there's not much to add to this one. I guess since you're virtually unrecognizable this would be the time to go rob a bank?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Unrecognizable, you say? Time to streak naked and destroy stuff! Unless you have a birthmark/tattoo/unmistakable genital deformity.
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debsamazing 2
that's terrible! i hate when that happens to me because my face and arms are sensitive to the sun. it only becomes a little swollen though so i can't imagine how you must be feeling! hope you feel better.
Arrowhead0006 7
The wrath of Poison Ivy is a curse that I would not wish upon any person ever.
theswatman 1
first of all poison oak is a tree it does not grow on a tree i think you mean poison ivy and there's a saying that everybody knows its leaves of three leave it be idiot.
ArgentumAurum 24
Poison oak is a vine and it often wraps around trees, and a person isn't and idiot for not knowing something...
mainlineloser 9
did you do it for the vine?